Where does she come up with this stuff?

Our talks are always interesting when I pick Ev up from preschool on Tuesdays. These were her random thoughts today:

"I have something to show you Brigett at my house. It's a secret. The babies crib is up now." "What is Steve's favorite color? Is it grey? Because that's the color of his hair." "There was a bee in the house and my daddy flushed it down the kitchen sink. Like steve flushed that bug at your house down the toilet." 

After leaving my phone for two seconds to go to the bathroom I came back to these.